Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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