The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
