it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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