Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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