so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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