help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
well you can't waste a boner
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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