Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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