I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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