This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize