It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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