I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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