does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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