and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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