This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She said her name was "party"
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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