It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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