We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
