i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
