I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
where are my eyebrows?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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