Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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