Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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