Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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