yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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