Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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