No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
