marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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