hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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