honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think your dad took our porno
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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