She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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