Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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