Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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