It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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