wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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