Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
