the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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