I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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