are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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