I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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