THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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We just shotgunned beers for America
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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