yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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