Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
