Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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