It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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