Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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