I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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