Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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