eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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