Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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