How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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