i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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