I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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