Can i not drive my cunt home
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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