brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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