I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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