I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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