There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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