If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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