its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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