haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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