Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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